Lonely whip

Lonely whip seeks submissive counterpart for a cracking time.

How about it: Want to work and play together? Want to share the spiritual joys of powerwalking, powershopping and powermongering? Let's gaze at the bottom line by day and oil up each other's charisma by night. Please: no dice-rollers, white liars, or compulsive jaywalkers. Must be willing to lose at chess.

sounded good till loose at chess....

deal breaker im afraid

please, I should like to apply for the above position, i think i could be just what you are looking for...

damn I don't know how to lose at chess

Hello Slave4u:

Your ad moved me.

I've never responded to an ad before, but I just had to read yours over and over again.

We are very much like-minded, and I'm amazed at the similarities we share.
I'm sure you're getting hundreds of offers please contact me on box no. 555123whip If I'm any judge of people, you're going to feel like we've already met!

Tash x

my message is waiting for you Mistress Tash

Match made in heaven

I for one would love to see that chess match

I hear wedding bells... and the cracking of a whip xD

*Waits for message*

*bends over for the whipping*




but i never lose at chess...

You were not instructed to bend over, You will bend over when you are told to

*check mate*

[23:20:35] Tash: i will do what ever you want master
[23:20:37] Pinkytoes/Nosim/A2N: bend over
[23:20:39] Tash: yes sir
[23:20:41] Pinkytoes/Nosim/A2N: good girl

Lol, get in there nosim I just wonder how the rest of the "conversation" panned out

LIES

*opens toolbox*

Is he a spanner?